On Shuffle.

You’ve kept him alive so that he can die at the proper moment. You’ve been raising him like a pig for slaughter.

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stormpooper:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even

believe in urself

is that a lawn mower flying

no, it’s a lawn mower following its dreams

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Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!

Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here

Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically

Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year

Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you

Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice

Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques

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innerbohemienne:

~ Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You

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